Well, I said I’d take up the bat against anyone, and if you guys think sadeelamash can be rude, than they will get it too. I have to defend Sam about Zouis though - Larry shippers can be absolute assholes, and always start her first. I can see what you’re saying, but that’s never her fault.
As for El and Amy, girls - don’t be bitches. I’ve seen your followers have goes at you about this too, so maybe it is a problem. Don’t answer asks if you’re not in the mood to, would be my best advice. x
Dripping - Larry Oneshot
A/N: Smut oneshot based on this video, prompted by Sam. It was supposed to be just a quick fill, dirty smut; but it soon turned into an established oneshot with plot that I had far too much enjoyment in writing. Have fun! Let me know if you like it. :)
Stuck painting a rundown old hall because they’re both teenage delinquents, Harry and Louis really aren’t in the mood for the law, painting or each other.
Word Count: 3,230
Warning: Smut
MINIFIC FILL (Drugs/Mature):
“Just try it!” Zayn’s eyes were foggy and voice sullen with intoxication as he shoved the bud into Louis’ mouth.
Louis’ innocent blue eyes, clear and hopeful, did not display the internal battle raging behind them. Louis wanted so desperately to impress the dark boy he’d been crushing on for months ever since they’d started work at the same fast-food restaurant. This party was the first chance he’d had to be alone with him, was he really going to wuss out?
Louis took one last look into the hazy oak eyes and leaned forward to Zayn’s slender hand, a bright amber the only light between them from the fire crackling beside them. At the last moment, Zayn took the dimly burning joint away from Louis’ lips,
“Here, let me.”
He took a deep drag of the substance which glowed hot against his lips as he drew back, his cheeks caving with the force of his inhalation. Louis almost fainted as a cool dark hand gripped the back of his neck and drew the two dangerously close, Zayn’s eyes sparkling glamorously, reflecting every flicker of flame burning by them. Seconds later, Louis agape mouth was filled with a funny-tasting haze and he coughed in surprise before catching on and sucking down hard, leaning in toward Zayn’s face, his lips trembling in excitement at their proximity to the tempting set before them.
Louis immediately felt himself relaxing as the substance filled his lungs. It was paralleled by a profound excitement at the knowledge that this high was coming directly from Zayn’s lungs.
The moment Zayn had emptied his lungs and before Louis had even finished inhaling the heavy fog that he’d been offered, Zayn’s eyes darted from Louis’ lapis eyes to his rose-pink lips, lunging toward them and pressing their mouthes together in a satisfying embodiment of his desperations over the past few months after having seen Louis on his first day at work.
Louis’ tongue flicked against Zayn’s closed lips, requesting entrance, and the bronze lad’s collar felt almost as hot as the fire raging next to him.
This is the amount of planning that has gone into the first phase of filling 50 of Sam’s 69 kinks in a single oneshot. I’m going to start writing it now, hopefully to be up before or during the DVD party.
Sadeelamash is a group of five One Direction blogs made up of:
SAm - louisisaflaminghomosexual
DEen - onedeen
EL - sneakywritingtimes
AMy - itsgottabelarry
ASHley - words-never-fail
They’re the first people I go to for anything 1D related, any fanboying, any problems and have quickly become pretty good all-round friends as we’ve discovered. 1D brought us together, but I don’t think it’s the only thing in our friendships anymore. Love you Sadeelamash!
“I mean come on, they’ve got four beards here. AND a guy to share, what else do they need?”
Amy, on Sadeelamash/1D friendship
Give and Take - Zouis Oneshot
Prompted by louisisaflaminghomosexual
A/N: Unfortunately, I offended Sam by saying I didn’t really feel Zouis. As an apology, I have written this oneshot for her. Prepare for some filthy, smutty bottom!Louis and aggressive!Zayn.
Word Length: 2,500.
Post 500!
In honour of this momentous occasion, I present to you my top 5 rec blogs:
- El, sneakywritingtimes
- Sam, louisisaflaminghomosexual
- Amy, itsgottabelarry
- Ashley, words-never-fail
- Asher, flawlesshomosexuals
All of these lovely ladies are great sources of top quality fic and top quality tumblr entertainment. El’s good if you need to make a great new friend immediately, Sam’s good for infinite laughs, Amy’s the best to fangirl/boy with, Ashley is some top notch American talent and I don’t talk to Asher much, but her blog is quality.
Trying to convince Amy to fly to Sydney and come see 1D next year with me and El. Please also note, I haven’t even discussed this with El - but SHE’LL COME TOO. Sam should come too.
WHOA, INSPIRATION. MUST WRITE. Oh fyi, I’m heading in to the city this Thursday to go to the 1D Merch store, anyone want anything? I’m mailing a poster to Sam that day, too.
